Can I just tell you how gassy being pregnant has made me. I am convinced I can run a small country with the amount of gas this baby has produced. OMG. Is this normal? Someone throw me a bone or better yet, a GasX.
Anyway, several things are on my mind this morning....
I am starving and would have no problem eating a human
I have yet to figure out how to answer my new phone without hanging up on people first
I need new clothes because I suck and I need some, just too lazy to go shopping
And I think that I am getting a headache that is going to put me in bed early this evening.
And I want to do something fun damn it. I have suffered and been scared for the past 11 weeks. And I am sick of waiting for the most devetating news in the world. I want to be happy again. And I want to play. Can you hear me pouting like a super big baby. You know the kind of kids I hate. Yeah I said it.
I think everyone that really knows me is afraid for my child. I do not dig on most kids. I have a handful that I adore....you know who you are. But the others....I dont know I just snap. I become this grumpy old lady that wants them all to scatter. Kameron(Stefanies son) and Adrianna(my brothers daughter) always say to me when I get that face "we know, Estrella doesnt like kids". Which then in turn makes me laugh. I specifically remember Kameron saying to me. "Estrella, right now you like Julian because he is a baby right? But when he starts to talk you wont like him like the rest of us right?". OMG. I about lost it. I laughed so hard. I then thought I better be nicer to the brats. hahah
So to summarize this theory I have....I will be 100% mommy from age 0-1. Eric will become 100% Daddy from 1-10. Because Eric is like super afraid of babies. He thinks they break. And I think he thinks they are gross. So then around 11, I might start to dig my kid again. Lets hope I am super wrong. I will require a major attitude adjustment. And lots of training. But I think I can get it together in the next 6 months.
Eric and I have discussed ways we are going to cope with adding a little alien into our comfy life. The top of the page is an image of the mask we thought we should use to combat our fears against poopy diapers. What do you think???
I think everyone that really knows me is afraid for my child. I do not dig on most kids. I have a handful that I adore....you know who you are. But the others....I dont know I just snap. I become this grumpy old lady that wants them all to scatter. Kameron(Stefanies son) and Adrianna(my brothers daughter) always say to me when I get that face "we know, Estrella doesnt like kids". Which then in turn makes me laugh. I specifically remember Kameron saying to me. "Estrella, right now you like Julian because he is a baby right? But when he starts to talk you wont like him like the rest of us right?". OMG. I about lost it. I laughed so hard. I then thought I better be nicer to the brats. hahah
So to summarize this theory I have....I will be 100% mommy from age 0-1. Eric will become 100% Daddy from 1-10. Because Eric is like super afraid of babies. He thinks they break. And I think he thinks they are gross. So then around 11, I might start to dig my kid again. Lets hope I am super wrong. I will require a major attitude adjustment. And lots of training. But I think I can get it together in the next 6 months.
Eric and I have discussed ways we are going to cope with adding a little alien into our comfy life. The top of the page is an image of the mask we thought we should use to combat our fears against poopy diapers. What do you think???
You know a FART would make you feel better, miss "oh farts are so gross but I'm blogging to the entire world that I have gas". :) That is what is giving you a headache, just fart already!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, now on to read the rest of the blog.
Kim, you are such a dork.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter how gross farting is let it happen you don't want hemmoroids because you don't want to fart. Also are you eating any foods that will cause gas (like beans)? As for your phone what kind did you get? All cells are made to set up so if you flip, slide or hit any key it will answer. Your cloths, is it you just want new in general or because the are getting snug. If is general can't help you I don't like shopping for myself but if its cuz they are snug, an easy fix is to open the side seams and sew in a wedge of material so the expand at the waist an no where else that its not needed.
ReplyDeleteAs for being and sounding like a baby, run with it for as long as you can cuz once the baby's here its all about them, you will join the ranks of mom & dad no more Estrella or Eric its Jr's mom or dad or the dreaded Mr or Mrs STARN let me know if I can help I have time right now.
Monica, Danny or Sean's mom
Thanks for the tips! haha
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